knights don’t tend to get along
Roach is a twenty-something cisgender queer living and working in Chicago, IL. She likes science fiction, feminism, and fanart. Commissions are open!
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|taz:||you totally draw dongs on things though|
|taz:||your outfit screams|
|roach:||I can't even argue with that|
|roach:||I am a tiny pimp|
|roach:||I need to draw me next to shelby and matt's carapaces for a height comparison|
|roach:||I am industriously drawing dongs at precisely groin level|
|taz:||the tiniest pimp|
|taz:||a kid's book|
|roach:||the tiniest pimp is my autobiography|
First halfway serious selfportrait in years and it’s of my trollsona! I am a winner.
But so anyway here’s Roadch Petrel, limeblood Knight of Mind.
She contributed many things to her session: none of them necessary, most of them obscene, some of them downright profane, and one or two of them medically incurable.
billious slick has gone wrong
taz: i gave shelby’s frog cancer
taz: so that i could write sad fanfix about it
ceph: I guess that’s all we do on Derse.
ceph: write sad fanfic about cancer frog
taz: what are our sad fanfics about?
ceph: well, mine is really ambigious as to the ultimate fate of the frog.
ceph: at first, the frog does not realize it has cancer and wonders why it is plagued by a curse of death. Eventually it realizes that everything it ever loved has died thanks to its influence. It has destroyed its life with its own hands
ceph: so the frog goes to the center of the universe to find the source of all life
ceph: and jumps in
ceph: we never find out what it finds at the bottom, but the narrative text suggests that it could be hopeful or dismal
ceph: in your story, the frog already knows what is at the center of the universe and has been driven mad by this forbidden knowledge
ceph: it forms a unique relationship with shelby, who honestly does not give a fuck what is at the bottom of the life hole in the middle of the universe
ceph: the frog tries to make her care, obsessed with his creator-mother-friend
ceph: Linden writes about the prideful downfall of a cancer frog who learns to wield its cancer as a weapon to conquer other universes.
ceph: after centuries of presiding over a flourishing multi-verse as benevolent dictator, the cancer frog finally begins to succumb to its disease
ceph: at the twilight of its life, it begins to crack under the weight of a life lived in hypocrisy. It reflects, maudlin, on all the things it has accomplished.
ceph: Do those sound about right?
taz: 10000000000000% accurate
taz: but who judges the competition?
rP: awaRd the pRize of your tendeR yet passionate human admiRation to whicheveR of youR earth lady fRiends wRote the one wheRe the dunkass canceR frog had that Really steamy pale moment with its creator
pT: You wrote that one.
pT: And it didn’t even make any sense, it was just twelve pages of Shelby getting high off licking cancerous frogslime.
pT: As an addendum, my hair doesn’t make any sense.
rP: YOUR HAIR
rP: okay awaRd the pRize to your eaRth human heteRosexual
rP: accoRding to this filmogRaphic educatainment module I Received from the most enteRtainingly useless member of your paRty
rP: eaRth ladies of a ceRtain age are ‘mad hot for some dickings, yo’
pT: YOU GAVE HER WHAT!?
— ulyssicAlcahest [UA] has blocked palamedesTriumphant [PT] —
pT: And what’s this part about me smooching my time-clones?
pT: Why is that black?
rP: aRe you seRiously telling me you would not hate youRself on sight
pT: Hell no.
pT: I get on just great with me, thanks.
pT: Any smooches happening there are going to be pretty conclusively pale.
pT: Brinking on the scarlet, frankly.
rP: okay i can woRk with this
pT: So, ‘Double God Tier’.
rP: totally a thing
rP: tRollscouts honor
pR: yeah thats what i said
pT: I’m going to need to be a hell of a lot drunker than this.
pR: you know what
pR: me too
For anyone who was enjoying following our buddystuck adventures last night, I compiled a reference post.
Then I put it under a cut for anyone who understandably enough doesn’t give a shit.
pT you WOULD compile all this. thank you.
dsalfk;dksjf yes excellent, all this reference~~~~
(also i am a Knight, yes, that is why my hair is always such a mess)
(those hoods are a curse :B)
Yes, good. For any other reference I’m the Knight of Mind; my powers mostly manifest as an uncanny ability to convince people they should smooch.