February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Okay before I saw your tags on that chatlog I thought "what if the guard is pT", and now that I've seen them I officially retract the "what if". (This was clearly vital information that needed to go in your inbox.)
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got the grimdorks so hard lately
Liz: rose and john just don't
Liz: talk
Liz: in fic
Liz: and it is really disturbing!!
Liz: THEY ARE REALLY EXCELLENT FRIENDS
Roach: Like man sometimes I think about writing this rebuttal to London Rain
Roach: where John takes Rose to london
Roach: and they end up like sneaking into museums to draw boners on the statues foreheads
Liz: m,hkjmn;kj
Roach: and running around in the rain not having umbrellas
Roach: and getting drunk in awful sticky pubs and waking up under bridges in each other's clothes
Liz: wow rose this dress is surprisingly roomy!
Liz: Well your shoes are far too big for me.
Liz: I believe the local phrase is, "bugger."
Roach: yes
Roach: bugger
Liz: kjkldf yes
Roach: they say bugger constantly
Liz: they do
Roach: obnoxiously
Liz: they are such assholes about it
Roach: they have a contest
Roach: who can drop the worst britishism
Roach: in the most inappropriate situation
Liz: yes
Roach: John calls everyone chum
Roach: Rose deploys a strategic 'toodle pip'
Roach: that makes John hork toothpaste up his nose
Liz: yes
Roach: They probably get to second base in front of parliament
Roach: while it's like 50 degrees and raining
Roach: just because everything is so awful
Roach: and john waggled his eyebrows in this certain way
Roach: when a police guy clears his throat awkwardly in front of them they look up from the pavement
Roach: and Rose says
Roach: 'It's a fair cop, guv'
Liz: lkjdjfdsa;f
Liz: john is like
Liz: "ok. you win. you win all the britishisms forever. you win london. you win france."
Liz: to which rose replies " You win my underpants if we can find a nice enough bathroom"
Liz: the guard just stands there
Liz: coughing as though he was dying
Roach: yes
Roach: he is too british for this shit
charlemep asked: roach ur doin a poor job a camouflagin ur overwwhelmin lust for me and wwe both knoww it
charlemep asked: ahhh roach ur the best lets make out
Anonymous asked: PERFECT HUMAN AWARD OF THE EVENING GOES TO YOU
landofwindandskyscrapers asked: actually, anonymous makes a good point; the person who sent you that original ask is probably even more entrenched in his point of view now; if you had formulated the reply in a way that showcased how your views are essential to yourself and your work you might have swayed his/her mind
Anonymous asked: You get angry very fast. Not to say i don't agree with what you said, though. I do, vey much. You make a good point, but are you always so agressive?
Anonymous asked: Can't say I agree w/ your politics, but I love your art! ;3
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Homestucks, help out a PM?
biichama:
royaldelirium:
gracerofl:
I’m gonna cosplay as the Parcel Mistress in a few weeks and it would be pretty cool to have some real letters to deliver!!
I don’t have time to write any up myself though, so I was wondering if anyone would want to help me by writing in character letters and sending them to me. Then I could print them out and give them to a cosplayer of the character they...
paratactician:
roachpatrol replied to your post: One, twenty four, and twenty nine!
The sex is mediocre at best, I ain’t never promised you shit, and you are a filthy liar who could really stand to invest in some fancier dragon dildos and maybe extra therapy.
wwoww thanks a fuckin bunch princess
i guess someones not gettin anyfin for her next wwrigglin day, is all im sayin
also thats an...
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Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort... →
pretty-rage-machine:
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is put and a finished product comes out. She should be mentally prepared to conceive, continue the same and give birth to a child. The unwanted...
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aloice asked: 15, 21
Anonymous asked: West or East Sussex?
Anonymous asked: Whatever happened to hemostuck?
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skaiansightseer asked: 4!
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jumpingjacktrash:
ambrmerlinus:
“Why is it accepted that some people who eat a ton of food can stay thin, but not accepted that some people who eat a small amount of food can be fat? Since thin people get diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure, why is becoming thin suggested as a cure? Why bother using BMI as a substitute for metabolic health measures when we can easily test metabolic...
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Red Hot Gamzee Porn Right Here Hnnnf.
Mercurial Malcontent: I am laughing so hard
Mercurial Malcontent: There are few universes in which Gamzee is still Gamzee and could ever be described as 'sultry'
Mercurial Malcontent: (And those universes are ones Roach writes)
Luka: mmm those dark and moody respiteblock eyes.
Mercurial Malcontent: That thousand-yard stare.
Luka: he leans in with his oily teenaged grace
Luka: puts his painted face against your neck, so close you can feel his breath tickling your hair
Luka: and tenderly whispers
Luka: "honk."
Luka: at this point my dick becomes a wacky water weasel and pretty much everyone gets pregnant, the end.
Mercurial Malcontent: Well, I know I'M turned on.
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edoro:
Hey
hey
fandom
Tavros isn’t ‘a pussy’ or ‘a weakling’ or ‘a wimp’ or ‘useless’ or ‘a helpless sobbing victim’
okay
I mean for one, like, he actually is a lot tougher than most people give him credit for? Vriska walks all over him but he still stands up to her, like, he straight up TELLS her he doesn’t want to talk to her, he doesn’t like her, he’s not going to apologize, she’s being...
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pewpewpistol asked: 26!
sour-idealist asked: 7, 16, 20, 22, 39?
charlemep asked: also 25
charlemep asked: 21, WONK
playerprophet asked: 37, 34, 33!
affablematriarch:
roachpatrol:
GUESS WHO GETS CARRIED AWAY WHEN DRAWING FLOWERS AND PRETTY GIRLS AND HER OWN GODHEADS AND DREAMBUBBLE LESBIANRY.
IT IS MEEEEEEEE.
Everyone go thank Revolutionator for throwing money at me to do this.
((OH MY GOD WHOS THE ONE WITH BANDAGED HORNS I SAW HER AT NAKA KON WITH MINDFANG TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WHO ARE YOUUU))
Holdup, what? Someone was cosplaying...
Anonymous asked: 11 and 16 pretty please :)
Anonymous asked: 5, 8, 18, 32
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40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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Break Up Girls! - A "Rise And Shine" FST
angerliz:
This is an FST inspired by Rise and Shine, a fic by roachpatrol.
Listen @8tracks Download @Mediafire
Tracklist and notes below the cut!
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*squee!*
I am DELIGHTED AS FUCK.
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buttbones asked: Okay, no problem. Sorry for the bother!
Anonymous asked: have you ever done sketches or anything for rise and shine? i'm very fond of that story, it's my favorite of your work! you're really talented and i enjoy so much of what you write and draw!
lostsometime asked: i noticed your "amazeballs" tag. does this mean you are familiar with regretsy? if not, just ignore this~