| roach: | whatever floats your boat, dude |
| roach: | whatever butters your biscuit |
| kino: | oh trust me it butters all my biscuits |
| roach: | whatever diddles your dangan ronpa |
| kino: | i s2g |
| roach: | whatever wiggles your whale |
| roach: | whatever teeters your totter |
| kino: | roach no |
| roach: | whatever leggos your eggo waffle snack breakfast item |
| kino: | okay good |
| roach: | ....whatever snuggies your nuggies. |
| kino: | roach i think you have a problem |
| roach: | nonsense. |
Posted 3 hours ago
#roachchats #roach doesn't have friends #roach has people who haven't blocked her yet
#roachchats #roach doesn't have friends #roach has people who haven't blocked her yet
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Neat Weavesilk thing: Once you make something, click share and you’ll get a link. Opening that link will take you to a page where the image is re-created from the black background on up, with the steps you took, so it ‘blooms’ onto the screen. It’s REALLY cool!
oh damn this is awesome
| kino: | god I want to draw so bad but I cannot fucking find my stupid tablet |
| kino: | urrurururuguhhghghg |
| kino: | kicks ground |
| roach: | draw on paper |
| roach: | with your own blood |
| roach: | summon satan |
| roach: | make him your bitch |
| roach: | become queen of the world |
| roach: | take no prisoners |
| roach: | fight the sun |
| roach: | no one can hold you back |
| kino: | i made a ham sandwich instead |
| roach: | that's not the same thing at all. |
inklesspen replied to your post: what is one thing you could eat forever and never be sad you were eating?
you say this like you aren’t in reality a very decadent hamster
hamception
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Anonymous asked: whoa, i live in portland. ive been to habibi. whoa
Habibi is my favorite restaurant ever that I went to every chance I could and I still get stupidly strong cravings for their mushroom calzones but I can’t have any because I am in San Diego now and it sucks.
;__;
regulateddiscord asked: How do you feel about HUMMUS
I like it in restaurants when it’s made fresh from scratch! Otherwise no it is kinda gross. Shout out to Habibi in Portland OR, they have the best fucking hummus ever.
Posted 1 day ago
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Anonymous asked: will you do a make-up tutorial too?
Ok sure! I’ll put one together tomorrow maybe.
Posted 1 day ago
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chanterbury asked: 50 more minutes of tuesday. do you own a "personal massager" and do you pretend it's eri's wwhite wwand of science when you use it?
the real question is why would anyone not fantasize that their junk tickler is eridan’s mighty science stick that would be a ridiculous waste of personal time
Posted 1 day ago
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Anonymous asked: what is one thing you could eat forever and never be sad you were eating?
Ghirardelli’s semi-sweet premium baking chocolate chips. I tend to keep a bag in in my desk drawer and it makes me happy. Sometimes I just eat a whole handful at once and pretend I am a very decadent hamster.
Posted 1 day ago
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Anonymous asked: What are your favorite and least-favorite troll sex headcanons?
My favorite troll sex is where they bite each other’s faces up and spit blood into the bucket because that is incredibly ridiculous and makes me laugh like an asshole while writing it. My least favorite is where half of them have gray dicks and the other half has gray vaginas. That’s ridiculous in the bad way. Humans have that set up only in pink and brown and it’s still ridiculous.
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(Source: buzzfeed, via rainbowbarnacle)
Anonymous asked: how do girls have sex?? like what even do you do how do you even tell ur gf u want to do frick
I am pretty sure this scientific document will tell you everything you need to know good luck brave adventurer
Posted 1 day ago
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