Roach is a twenty-something cisgender queer living and working in Chicago, IL. She likes science fiction, feminism, and fanart. Commissions are open!
to the tip jar
roachpatrol said: we got married. it was a beautiful ceremony and you were lovely and i cried. the honeymoon was magical. we now have two kids and i’m suing you for alimony.
see this is the sort of thing I need to be made aware of
#did we at least name our kids karkat and eridan?#if not I’m divorcing you twice#roachpatrol#replies
We named them Bertholt Hoover Wolvenfriend Eridanson Johnson and Isabelle Karkat Pokemon.
|roach:||i want you to know my first thought on playing pokemon|
|roach:||was 'hey that's kino's boyfriend'|
|kino:||you stay the hell away from my man, roach|
my nap dream got karkat and bugs bunny mixed up halfway through which resulted in one hell of a weird eridan mpreg narrative
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules